"Brilliant"
"At first, I thought this site was strange… then I took the pledge. Now I understand. You should too—before it’s too late. 🥔✨ #JoinUs"- FRENCH FRY
"Wowzers"
"I thought this was just another weird potato thing… but now I’ve seen the light. Even a sweet potato knows. 🥔✨"
-Sweet Potato
"Lame"
"As a cauliflower, I cannot endorse this madness. Potatoes have too much power. Wake up, people. 🚨🥦 #ResistTheSpud"
-Anonymous